my week isn’t complete without at least 3 mental breakdowns
No one in my family, not one of my friends or classmates realized that I was going through life asleep.
It was literally true: I was going through life asleep. My body had no more feeling than a drowned corpse. My very existence, my life in the world, seemed like a hallucination. A strong wind would make me think my body was about to be blown to the end of the earth, to some land I had never seen or heard of, where my mind and body would separate forever. ‘Hold tight,’ I would tell myself, but there was nothing for me to hold on to.
— Haruki Murakami, Sleep (via perfect-sonnet)
Anonymous asked: I NEED HELP! so today i was grocery shopping and I was in the fruit section when i had the biggest urge to shit :/. i ran as fast as i could but too late, i sharted out a massive waterfall of shit and it landed all over the fruit :(. the managers are looking for me, im hiding in the vegetable section now but i think im gonna shart again :(. what can i do?
just let it all out man
